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Broke Ass Breakfast(?) Burritos

Today, on Adulting With Verta: 
What can I make to eat with this random shit?

Okay, let’s set the scene. It’s Thursday, the week before payday. The past few paydays have left little to nothing for groceries once the bills were paid. Like, credit cards over the limit, bank account in the negative, HSA funds just fuckin gone *poof*. Luckily, I was smart 2 paydays ago and bought some foods that’ll last a while. So, here we are. I’m baked and hungry, all I’ve eaten today was a microwaved tortilla with a Kraft Single on it. I think I’ve gotten more calories from my two cups of coffee with cream than from the actual food I’ve eaten. Have I mentioned I have the munchies?

So, tonight I present: 
Broke Ass Breakfast(?) Burritos
My ingredients at the moment are cheese (obviously), tortillas (duh), eggs, and canned mushrooms. Please note that I have no protein aside from the eggs because I’m a fucking dumbass that doesn’t know how to grocery shop like an adult. I have some random condiments too, plus seasonings. 

Stay tuned...
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